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Dear ,
has recently been diagnosed with an extreme case of HyperFutbolPatriocidosis (HFPadosis). Unfortunately, this type of infection renders the patient completely unproductive for a minimum of 105 minutes on match days. There may be a few more minutes added on for normal occurrences. At the end of this time, may need a calming beverage or may be jumping and screaming in a most joyful manner. The proper approach will be to join them in their current state or to let them carry on without any interference.
The symptoms should subside in a day or so. However, if by chance, their HFPadosis returns during a time known as "knockout stage", their symptoms could last for days. The above recommendation still holds true, although if you have HFPadosis of a different strain and their strain beats your strain in PKs, the suggestion is to keep your distance for as many as two weeks, or until the pain is manageable.
For more information on HyperFutbolPatriocidosis (HFPadosis), please visit HFPadosis.com
Regards,
Dr. Notay Excusimacher
Enter the following:
Dear ,
has recently been diagnosed with an extreme case of HyperFutbolPatriocidosis (HFPadosis). Unfortunately, this type of infection renders the patient completely unproductive for a minimum of 105 minutes on match days. There may be a few more minutes added on for normal occurrences. Lack of productivity may not be new to you, but this unproductivity may show differently than the usual slovenly nature you have come to accept. At the end of this time, may need a calming beverage or may be jumping and screaming in a most joyful manner. The proper approach will be to offer polite condolences or praise and let them carry on without any interference.
The symptoms should subside in a day or so. However, if by chance, their HFPadosis returns during a time known as "knockout stage", their symptoms could last for days. The above recommendation still holds true, although if you have HFPadosis of a different strain and their strain beats your strain in PKs, the suggestion is to keep your distance while mocking them at every opportunity.
For more information on HyperFutbolPatriocidosis (HFPadosis), please visit HFPadosis.com
Regards,
Dr. Notay Excusimacher